Not understanding why exec wants to lose the “party girl” stereotype the chapter has. TSTC.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

Planning the pre-game before planning the event. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. There’s a big difference. TSM.

Actually feeling bad for him because you know you look better than his new girlfriend. TSM.

Making a quilt out of shack shirts. TSM.

It’s a plandid. A planned candid. TSM.

Drinking like you should have a beer belly, but not having a belly. TSM.

Wine being your fruit serving of the day. TSM.