When it’s September but you already have your Halloween costume planned. TSM.

Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.

Choosing your kid’s names based on the monogram. TSM.

Being introduced to pledges as the “Girl They Need To Impress” to get a bid. TSM.

Watching Legally Blonde and thinking, “Where is Elle Woods’ big?” TSM.

Scoping out the new PC on bid day for potential littles. TSM.

Taking your birth control with wine. TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.