Boyfriend: “You keep making jokes about being crazy but I don’t really think you are”
Me: “LOL just wait.” TSM.

Feeling most accomplished when checking things off in your planner. TSM.

Those who say I pay for my friends aren’t even worth my time. TSM.

I need this mascara to be preference night proof. TSM.

It’s not stalking, it’s research. TSM.

“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

Taking pictures with random girls in bar bathrooms like you’ve been friends for years. TSM.