“ON YOUR KNEES, PLEDGE.” TFM. “…for a family lineage picture.” TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

“People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.” -True Detective. TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

If MY membership status is still active, is “standards” even really a thing? TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

We’ve hooked up like four times now, so we’re basically engaged. TSM.