FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Pregaming the alcohol awareness seminar. TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.