Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who rush. TSM.

Perfecting the iPhone/coffee one-hand hold. TSM.

“I would go, but I already took off my bra so I’m in for the night.” TSM.

On October 3 he asked me what day it was…”It’s October 3.” TSM.

National Mean Girls Day being on a Wednesday, and everyone you know wearing pink. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

The only thing better than getting my bid was getting my big. TSM.

When I’m having a bad day I just think: “At least I’m not Taylor Swift.” TSM.

Potential New Little. TSM.

Instantly forwarding the Billhighway statements to Daddy. TSM.