The mid-summer “I miss your face” wall post. TSM.

Between Say Yes to the Dress, and Craft Wars, TLC should really just change its name to TSM. TSM.

I prefer products that are Made in America, including boyfriends. TSM.

It’s easier to be a good girl and prove you know how to have fun than it is to be a fun girl and prove you know how to be good. TSM.

I have an obsession with the American flag. TSM.

Asking every high school senior you meet if she’s going through Recruitment. TSM.

When your boyfriend wishes you a happy founders day without being reminded. TSM.

Craftermath: the clutter left lying around after you finally make that thing you found on pinterest. TSM.

If only the ‘Like’ button said ‘Snap.’ TSM.

Hey we just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a bid, so sign it maybe? TSM.