Calling someone “chief” to establish dominance. TFM. Calling someone “sweetie” to establish dominance. TSM.

The first hug with your newly initiated little. TSM.

God doesn’t give you the sisters you want, he gives you the sisters you need. TSM.

The scene we cause when my little yells, “BIIIIGG!” and we run into each others arms. Every single time we see each other. TSM.

Introducing your Little to your Big for approval is like introducing your boyfriend to your parents for approval…but scarier. TSM.

“My sheets are monogrammed, so is my silverwear and pretty much everything else I own. My rule is if it’s not moving, monogram it.” -Reese Witherspoon. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Life is better monogrammed. TSM.

Clicking on “Mutual Friends” to figure out what fraternity he’s in. TSM.

If only Starbucks delivered. TSM.