Being in a sorority isn’t about the things you own, it’s about the life you live. TSM.

There is a time and a place for everything. It’s called college. TSM.

The struggle to find a shirt without letters to wear to the liquor store. TSM.

Cringing when GDIs yell, “Sorority squat,” while posing in pictures. TSM.

Daddy didn’t have a son to fulfill his legacy…but being sweetheart of his fraternity and dating his chapter’s president is close, right? TSM.

You should always look your best. Your soulmate could be around the corner at any time…so could your ex. TSM.

A girl asked me what TSM meant. I told her it meant she was a GDI. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

Choosing Derby hats and mint juleps over sombreros and margaritas. TSM.

I like boys whose first names sound like last names and last names sound like money. TSM.