“Congrats on winning the election! I’ll see you at your first meeting.” -You, to your new standards chair. TSM.

I put the “bar” in Barbie. TSM.

I’ve learned that being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

“Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

Being the one that tells him to leave the morning after. TSTC.

Apologizing for being difficult but never meaning it. TSM.

Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.

I can make the good guys bad for a weekend. TSM.

The TSM weekend playlist coming out on Thursday. TSTC.