I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.

Taking “bitch” as a compliment. TSM.

I don’t think I’m better than you. I know I am. TSM.

Your #MCM is my #TBT. TSM.

“Come over and cuddle me until I fall asleep and then leave.” TSM.

Oops. He’s really into me. TSM.

Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.

He’s the slampiece. TSM.