Hearing a rival house’s recruitment chair say your house got all of the girls that they wanted. TSM.

Long legs, short temper. TSM.

The alumni board approving a new house just for bigger closets. TSM.

Judging a girl by her spirit animal. TSM.

Already having your dress picked out for game one. TSM.

Saying one thing and meaning the exact opposite. TSM.

No liquor tastes as bad as sober feels. TSM.