Male version:
1. Hooking up with freshman sluts.
2. Not being told to fuck off at the front door of ragers.
3. Telling freshman dudes to fuck off at the front door of ragers.
4. Hooking up with more freshman sluts.
5. Not living in freshman dorms.
6. Having pledges do your laundry.
7. Having pledges do your homework.
8. Having pledges drive you places.
9. Not pledging.
10. One more freshman slut.
11. Not being hazed.
12. Hazing.
13. Going to bars.
14. Not going to class.
15. Sophomore sluts? Just kidding, more freshman sluts.
This is why I let the Colombians make my snow.
One time I had an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours, I didn’t even call my doctor. TFM.
Already having your Dad car. TFM.
Roll Tide
… and a baconator
Shoot first, ask questions later
I read until about #11 then I had to stop and watch tv for 20 minutes
Really? I never would have guessed.
Hot Piece, I got some anti-aging cream for ya
Male version:
1. Hooking up with freshman sluts.
2. Not being told to fuck off at the front door of ragers.
3. Telling freshman dudes to fuck off at the front door of ragers.
4. Hooking up with more freshman sluts.
5. Not living in freshman dorms.
6. Having pledges do your laundry.
7. Having pledges do your homework.
8. Having pledges drive you places.
9. Not pledging.
10. One more freshman slut.
11. Not being hazed.
12. Hazing.
13. Going to bars.
14. Not going to class.
15. Sophomore sluts? Just kidding, more freshman sluts.
Make me a sandwich