Doing the extra hour of cardio, because wine. TSM.

There’s a pledge for that. TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

I naturally gravitate towards elevated surfaces. TSM.

Having shirts from parties you didn’t even go to. TSM.

Your sisters automatically knowing your drink order based on your mood. TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt without shacking. TSM.

Wearing yoga pants counts as exercise. TSM.