Deleting emails from standards before you read them so it’s like they never existed. TSM.

Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. TSM.

Upgrading to a shack sweatshirt for fall. TSM.

That’s her little, but I think we all know who holds the paddle in that relationship. TSM.

Being afraid to change your hair color, because it won’t match your fake ID. TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.

Can I filter my college ID picture? TSM.