Greek week isn’t a competition. Winning is a tradition. TSM.

Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.

Having a sorority t-shirt drawer, and a fraternity t-shirt drawer. TSM.

Having a drinking competition with yourself. TSTC.

Red wine, lips, and political beliefs. TSM.