The next two weeks’ wardrobe consists strictly of letters. TSM.

Spending all summer purchasing potential first-day-of-class outfits, then wearing one you buy on a last-minute mall run. TSM.

Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.

Laura Bush just writing a check to ALS because she didn’t want to mess up her hair. TSM.