Elsa and Anna putting sisters before misters. TSM.

A little messed up, but we’re all alright. TSM.

Finding joy when the bitch you hate accidentally likes your photo from 38 weeks ago, because you know she hates herself. TSM.

Does the ALS ice bucket challenge count towards our community service hours? TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.

My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.