The number of people who fall under the “you look familiar, I think we met while drunk, but it’s fuzzy” category seems to be growing rapidly. TSM.

“I’ve only talked to him drunk.” TSTC.

“Where did this bruise come from?” TSM.

Budgeting alcohol and drunchies into your diet. TSM.

“Do it for the Tumblr.” TSM.

Using him for his comfy bed. TSM.

The liquor store being your first stop once you get back to school. TSM.