The only time it’s okay to take a mirror picture is if you’re sending it to a sister to approve the outfit. TSM.

He wears the pants, but I pick them out. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Autocorrect needs to learn that it’s ok to add extra letters when I’m excitedddd!!! TSM.

My kids won’t throw temper tantrums in public. TSM.

“On Wednesdays, we wear letters.” TSM.

I just want you to text me so I can ignore you. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Changing a song’s lyrics for your house, and never singing the original words again. TSM.