A girl should be three things: classy, fabulous, and in a sorority. TSM.

Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.

Being thoroughly ashamed at all the anti-football TSMs because true sorostitutes watch, understand, and enjoy football with their fratdaddies. And take care of all that comes with the tradition. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Shacking, my way to avoid drunk eating. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.