We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

The “I hope you see me not seeing you” walk-by. TSM.

“Wait, switch sides with me.” TSM.

Always wearing lace just in case. TSM.

Every kiss begins with Kay? Funny. Most of mine begin with vodka. TSM.

I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.