God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

Planning your Instagram posts in advance. TSM.