Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

Buying a bag specifically for the transportation of alcohol. TSM.

My parents told me to be more fiscally responsible, so I invested in an embroidery machine with monograming capabilities. TSM.