Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.

Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.