Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.