Knowing your Instagram caption before the event. TSM.

Of course my flask is monogrammed. TSM.

I think my Starbucks had more calories than my lunch. TSM.

Chasing shots with wine. TSM.

Collecting pop tabs at frat parties because you’re philanthropy AF. TSM.

Dating within your monogram. TSM.

Being halfway into your first semester in a sorority and already buying things for your little. TSM.

Running to the other side of the group picture just to be on your good side. TSM.

Me: *breathes*
Standards: There’s a Panhellenic rule against that. TSM.

“Who even preffed her?” TSM.