Fraternities changing their formal date because of your initiation. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair on Snapchat. TSTC.

Sending a selfie to the group text before you post it to make sure it’s good enough for the public. TSM.

“I don’t care if it’s 70 degrees. It’s fall. I’m wearing my boots.” TSM.

I already don’t want to remember this night, so I need to make sure I black out. TSM.

Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Turning your read receipts on when he says he misses you. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

“Wait… explain to me again how she’s relevant?” TSM.

Apologizing in advance for the drunken Snapchats you know you will soon be sending. TSM.