A Secret Alternate Ending To “Titanic” Exists And It’s So Horrible You Need To See It To Believe It

James Cameron released an alternate ending to Titanic and if you haven't seen it yet, you definitely need to. At first, if you’re on the same page as I am, you probably thought Cameron let Leo live and then broke Rose’s heart when they got to America, just like every guy eventually does to a stage 5 clinger. But nope, instead Cameron decided to write a shitty script (“that really sucks lady,” really? Fucking really?) and match it with subpar acting to create the biggest letdown in alternate endings history. Yes, have Rose quote her fuckbuddy to a treasurer hunter WHO HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO FINDING THE HEART OF THE OCEAN, and him be like “Oh okay, yeah just throw it in the ocean. That's cool" Let all just pause and thank Jesus that this wasn’t the actual ending of the Titantic.

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