Turning on location services you can find each other in the morning. TSM.

The fact that a Plan B ad is at the top of the TSM homepage, complete with a $10 off coupon. TSTC.

Caring more about what you’re wearing than where you’re going on Halloween. TSM.

Dueting “Love is an Open Door” with a little girl at the domestic violence shelter. TSM.

Skipping Friday classes to rest up for Friday night. TSM.

“Can I be glitter for Halloween?” TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

Me, my selfie, and I. TSM.

When the people in your group text have had more standards hearings than the rest of the chapter combined. TSTC.

Studying abroad and still being called to standards. TSM.

Getting your 60-year-old accounting professor to tell stories about her wild sorority days instead of teach. TSM.

Purchasing another item so you get free shipping. TSM.

Documenting your little’s first standards meeting like it was her first steps. TSM.

Having 100+ girls you can pee in front of. TSM.

Your “to craft” list being bigger than your “to do” list. TSM.

Fraternities giving you rush yoga pants. TSM.

Vodka and Crystal Light, a love story. TSM.

“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.

Consulting your big before sending sexy pictures, and not caring if that’s weird. TSM.

Sexting during an etiquette dinner. TSM.