ALWAYS having someone to share a box of wine with. TSM.
ALWAYS having someone to share a box of wine with. TSM.
I am Lilly Pulitzer, you are Simply Southern. #TSM
Recruitment is my favorite holiday. TSM.
Adding glitter to your back to school list. TSM.
Being more picky about guys than about what alcohol you drink. TSM.
Personal boxed wine counts as school supplies, right? TSM.
Drinking till the heels don’t hurt. TSM.
Going from risk management to a risk that needs to be managed. TSM.
Most girls plan their weddings on Pinterest I plan my Big/Little reveal. TSM.
I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.
If a guy hurts my friend I’ll hurt him back. If he hurts my little I’ll ruin him. TSM.
Becoming a Rho Chi to escape your psycho Recruitment Chair. TSM.
If a guy hurts my friend I’ll hurt him back. If he hurts my little I’ll ruin him. TSM.
I only like wine and my big. TSM.
Knowing whose drink is whose based on the color of the lipstick marks. TSM.
Needing a finger snap emoji more than anything. TSM.
If my little doesn’t like you, I don’t either. TSM.
On a scale of 1 to bid, how pretty is she? TSM.
Normal girls drunk text boys, I drunk text my big. TSM.
“I can’t, I have to look good for recruitment.” TSM.