Only hiking the mountain to get the throw what you know picture. TSM.
Only hiking the mountain to get the throw what you know picture. TSM.
Only going to the gym so you can justify two extra beers and Taco Bell later. TSM.
When your little finally ends her term as chapter president and can start publically day drinking with you again. TSM.
Ready to go back to campus single for senior year. TSM.
Considering your shopping spree at Sephora a “recruitment expense.” TSM.
You and your friend group being chosen to be featured in the recruitment video. TSM.
All is fair in love, war, and recruitment. TSM.
USA swimmer Kathleen Baker having someone scuba dive in the Olympic pool to find her pearl earring that she lost when racing. TSM.
When school hasn’t even started yet and your advisor is already concerned. TSM.
Using your blender bottle to make mixed drinks. TSM.
Being the one who provides the wine and the craft supplies. TSM.
Every sorority family has a girl who can’t craft. TSM.
Running a crafting sweatshop during Big/Little season. TSM.
Your old hookups asking when you’ll be back on campus. TSM.
Having to decide between watching the Olympics or “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” TSM.
Using “Find My Friends” to see if your best friend is hooking up with her ex. TSM.
American History: B+
English Lit: B
Stats: B-
Econ: C
Advanced Srattiness: A+. TSM.
Buying new clothes instead of textbooks. TSM.
Waking up the next morning with only your monogram necklace on. TSM.
When your Starbucks card has more money on it than your debit card. TSM.