Using eyelash glue in place of superglue. TSM.
Using eyelash glue in place of superglue. TSM.
Turning your read receipts on to make a point. TSM.
I don’t wanna leave my apartment, but my eyeliner is too good to stay inside. TSM.
Going out only because you haven’t posted on Instagram in over a week. TSM.
Dying your hair to match your fake. TSM.
Saving his name as “no” in your phone. TSM.
Starbucks and birth control: breakfast of champions. TSTC.
“I’ll go if you go.” #TSM
“I can’t show up sober or pale.” TSM.
It’s important to be nice, but even nicer to be important. TSM.
I like my glitter how I like my men: extra fine. TSM.
Being the booty caller, not the booty called. TSM.
No matter our letters, we’re in this PanHell together. TSM
Claiming you were drunk when you were really just a sober psycho. TSM.
I want Kendall’s looks, Kim’s confidence, Khloé’s personality, and Kourtney’s bitch face. TSM.
You are Hanes. I am Comfort Colors. TSM
When you have more costumes than clothes. TSM.
Doing drunk things in a sober environment. TSTC.
Being the friend that makes all of your other friends feel better about their dumb ass mistakes. TSM.
Hangovers over heartbreak. TSM.