Having a rule because of you in the bylaws. TSTC.
Having a rule because of you in the bylaws. TSTC.
“Here’s what not to do in your letters” *does everything they tell me not to do while wearing letters.* TSTC.
S&M only meaning Starbs and the Mall. TSM.
Your false eyelashes falling into your Starbucks the morning after. TSM.
Saying “I don’t wanna go out anymore” and falling on the floor when you can’t find the right outfit. TSM.
Rating drunkenness on a scale of fraternity events. TSTC.
Telling the secretary to “put it on your tab” in reference to fining you. TSM.
Scaring the freshman with your resting bitch face. TSM.
Having anxiety over picking a no-chip color because it last longer than your relationships. TSM.
Being the best sex but not the worst ex. TSM.
Going into a shopping trip with a “Can I wear this out?” mentality. TSM.
When you make a cup of tea and then realize there’s glitter in it. TSTC.
Getting a guy to drive you home from the bar and when he comes in, telling him you’re on your period. TSM.
Are you even in a sorority if you don’t get crafting injuries like hot glue gun burns? TSM.
Watching Khloe Kardashian’s workout snaps for motivation. TSM.
Putting the “fun” in “functioning alcoholic.” TSM.
What do you call boys under 6″ tall? Your friends. TSTC.
Proudly wearing your shack shirts to the gym. TSM.
I told myself if I didn’t act petty, psycho or bitchy towards him I would buy myself a new pair of shoes. TSM.
Listening to the TSM Spotify workout playlist while running a half marathon. TSM.