Getting ready for class in 15 minutes but it taking you over an hour to get ready for a social. TSM.
Getting ready for class in 15 minutes but it taking you over an hour to get ready for a social. TSM.
Planning on buying one dress and buying every single dress you try on. TSM.
Going to a frat just because they always have toilet paper. TSM.
Your boyfriend constantly having glitter on his face. TSM.
All the napkins in your glovebox are from Starbucks. TSM.
Turning last night’s liner into today’s smokey eye. TSM.
Wearing Saturday night’s makeup to Sunday morning’s brunch. TSM.
It’s not all the time I spent on him that makes me want to cry, it’s the time I spent on his cooler. TSM.
The quality of your tan being more important than the quality of your summer. TSM.
Using your fake ID to redeem an extra Kendra Scott birthday discount. TSM.
“Are we dressing cute or comfy cute?” TSM.
If she’s your sister, you like her picture. TSM.
“No, I don’t want to see him. I want him to see me.” TSM.
High GPA, higher BAC. TSM.
Seek the prettiest. TSM.
Forgive me, Standards, for I have sinned. TSM.
Finding toilet paper in a frat house should be considered an Olympic sport. TSM.
Missing his dog after the break-up more than missing him. TSM.
Thank you sober me for always putting out a full water bottle and makeup wipes for non sober me. TSM.
Getting physically turned on by a perfectly color-coded, full agenda. TSM.