Looking for a place to off yourself during recruitment practice. TSM.
Looking for a place to off yourself during recruitment practice. TSM.
My princess name is drinking beauty. TSM.
Having your big take your nudes for you because she gets better angles than you. TSM.
When all the alarms in the house go off at noon to remind everyone to take their pill. TSM.
Convincing people to go to your philanthropy because there will be food. TSM.
My fuckboy radar is better than my gaydar. TSM.
Naming levels of drunkness after infamous drunken actions. TSM.
Telling the girl your boyfriend took to formal last year to come pick up the cooler she made for him because he won’t be needing it anymore. TSTC.
When you are a triplet, but you’re the closer one to your big. TSM.
Loving all of your sister but not liking all of them. TSM.
You can never leave a frat house without smelling like a frat house. TSM.
You know you’re the brosister when at least 3 brothers publicly call you their best friend. TSM.
Going to bed with a smokey eye and waking up with a forest fire. TSM.
Beer is reserved for country concerts and frat parties. TSM.
Using Find My Friends to discover who your sisters spent the night with. TSM.
Your shipping address always being different than your billing address. TSM.
Referring to the first tailgate of the season as a national holiday. TSM.
Clothes to wear to class: 0. Clothes to wear going out: the limit does not exist. TSM.
Getting a call from Standards for just about everything in the book, except your GPA. TSM.
Referring to a frat as your church. TSM.