“I just need caffeine and a spray tan.” TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

Boys bringing gifts over so they can try to get a peak at the new members. TSM.

That crazy new member all the actives know and love. TSM.

Being called daughter-in-law before you get the ring. TSM.

Your parents not learning your big’s name or your little’s name, because you only call them “big” and “little.” TSM.

It’s crafting season. TSM.

I forgot to take my pill last night, but Netflix can’t get me pregnant, so I’m good. TSM.

Accidentally adding it to your snap story when your drunk. TSM.

Creeping on the new pledge class as an alumna so you can pick out the new addition to your family. TSM.

Taking credit for your little’s success. TSM.

Instagram telling you that you’re liking too many recruitment photos in a short amount of time. TSTC.

Bossing around fraternity pledges because you can’t boss your own. TSM.

The day after recruitment week is always a hat day. TSM.

Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

PSLs in September being the white girl’s pregame to Fall. TSM.

“I don’t like to bad talk other sororities, but did you hear…” TSM.

Texting your little for the latest chapter gossip as an alumna. TSM.

After a point, it all tastes the same. TSM.

Being more excited for your Game Day outfit than you are for Game Day. TSM.