Pregaming the pregame of the pregame. TSTC.

Being the legend, the role model, and the bad influence all at the same time. TSM.

Being the authority on all things sorority. TSM.

Being the reason sisters dread becoming the risk management chair. TSM.

Informal chapter means I don’t have to wear pants, right? TSM.

The annual big-little back-to-school standards meeting. TSM.

Knowing he secretly likes it when you share your girly drinks with him. TSM.

What is sober? TSM.

“This goes out to the ladies at breakfast in last night’s dress.” TSM.

Running the sorority through your little even as an alumna. TSM.

Actually looking like your big. TSM.

Literally shitting glitter after weeks of breathing in recruitment crafts. TSTC.

Wine is BAE. TSM.

Figured out a way to get sent to standards as an alumna. TSTC.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Being late to class because meticulously fixing your make-up is totally worth being the prettiest girl in the room. TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.

Having the littlest big. TSM.

She was mean to my little. We hate her. TSM.

Don’t whine about it. Wine about it. TSM.