Pretending not to realize that guy you went home with freshman year is currently sitting next to you in your senior seminar. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Buying rhinestones by the pound. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

Sorority girls waiting for Bid Day is like a kid waiting for Christmas. TSM.

Never having to wait in line at the bar. TSM.

Telling a guy your own age he’s too young for you. TSM.

Pre-gaming your standards meeting. TSM.

Going back to school as a senior, ready to act like a freshman. TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.

Recruitment photos spamming your news feeds. TSM.

Being the unofficial recruitment chair when the real one is crying in a corner. TSM.

Sorority rivalries are just a part of Panhellenic love. TSM.

Being a key player in fraternity recruitment, simply by attending their parties. TSM.

Pray for my soul, my liver and my dignity. TSM.

Being the peer who pressures. TSM.

“You have to do it for me. My nails are too wet.” TSM.

Starting a new month of birth control so you’re not on your period during recruitment. TSM.

Celebrating the anniversary of the first time you met your big. TSM.

Getting drunk so you have an excuse to tell people the truth. TSM.