Being late to work, because you’d rather make sure your makeup is perfect. TSTC.

Mary Poppins having everything you could need inside her purse. TSM.

Finding joy when the bitch you hate accidentally likes your photo from 38 weeks ago, because you know she hates herself. TSM.

Bid Day: Opening Day of Little Hunting Season. TSM.

Recruitment: survival of the thinnest. TSM.

Having a height maximum for your new little. TSM.

Bid Day bruises. TSM.

Does the ALS ice bucket challenge count towards our community service hours? TSM.

People thinking your little is your girlfriend. TSM.

The horror in the room when everyone realizes no Facebook for recruitment means no Tinder as well. TSM.

“Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.” -Former First Lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos. TSM.

Brunching too hard. TSM.

Being your grandbig’s moral compass since you haven’t been completely corrupted yet. TSM.

Judging girls during recruitment, then judging boys on Tinder during the breaks. TSM.

Not giving up your relationship with the bar for a relationship with a boy. TSM.

Your monogram being part of the letterhead on your resume. TSM.

A tutu being a staple in your wardrobe. TSM.

Calling dibbs on the picture you want to Instagram. TSM.

Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.