Coming home to a bed full of glitter. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

Never having to open a tab at the bar. TSM.

“I have a Pinterest board for that.” TSM.

I like you better when I’m wasted. TSM.

Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.

Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.

Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.

The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.

“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” TSM.

It’s easy to forget the things you don’t remember. TSM.

Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.

I just want world peace and a bigger booty. TSM.

This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.

Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

Your family initiation after sorority initiation being the REAL one. TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

Recruitment: horrible blisters and incredible new sisters. TSM.

True friendship is shotgunning beers over FaceTime when you can’t be together. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by the size of her wine glass. TSM.