Buying a bag specifically for the transportation of alcohol. TSM.

When the hardest part of Recruitment is having to deactivate Tinder. TSM.

Craft hard. Craft often. TSM.

Support the troops. Sleep with a serviceman. TSM.

Getting too drunk at weddings. TSTC.

Making recruitment look easy. TSM.

I don’t have resting bitch face. I actually just hate you. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

Self-canceling class. TSM.

My parents told me to be more fiscally responsible, so I invested in an embroidery machine with monograming capabilities. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, throw them in your vodka and call up your sisters. TSM.

Making your boy dog wear a bow tie. TSM.

“I’m going to swing from the Chandelier” reminding you of the girl who did that at formal instead of Sia. TSM.

The “Cooler Queen.” TSM.

Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.

Being able to do anything a guy can but in high heels. TSM.

“No, that doesn’t make sense. I can’t be dehydrated. I haven’t stopped drinking wine since Sunday.” TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.

Always finding a way to incorporate your letters into a craft project. TSM.