The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.

Only knowing what day of the week it is during the summer because of your birth control packet. TSM.

No pants are the best kind of pants. TSM.

Being the main reason standards fixes the loopholes in the bylaws each year. TSM.

Using the Adderall and Starbucks diet to simultaneously prepare for finals and bikini season. TSM.

Trying and failing to collect all borrowed clothes before moving out of the house. TSM.

Understanding the importance of remaining in your formal chair’s good graces. TSM.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.

Cap on top, sisters by my side, future ahead. TSM.

I got bros on different fraternity rows. TSTC.

Changing the lyrics to “My little, my little.” TSM.

Being the wild one. TSM.

Your sisters are there to remember the guys you don’t. TSM.

“You have ‘just got laid’ written all over you. Spill.” TSTC.

Engagement ring advertisements on TSM. TSM.

Letting them get in the last word, because choosing not to reply is so much better. TSM.

Befriending the boat police. TSM.

Sorority life has prepared me perfectly for the life of a princess, so whenever Prince Harry is ready…. TSM.

Being an expert at editing photos before they go up on Instagram. TSM.