Being the sweetheart to the same fraternity as your mother and grandmother. TSM.

Hooking up with the president of one chapter, while you’re the sweetheart of another. TSM.

Using a TSM Column as a source in your final paper. TSM.

My money goes towards two things: dues and booze. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Dating fraternity presidents in college, and state senators post-graduation. TSM.

Having a magic power that allows you to turn every conversation into a conversation about your sorority. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

The grueling process of editing alcohol out of photos. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.

Being known for your booty all over campus. TSM.

Paying a guy at the bar to stop talking to you. TSTC.

Using your sorority membership card as an alternate form of identification. TSM.

Ignoring his calls until he admits that you were right and he was wrong. TSTC.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

Planning your class schedule around your drinking schedule. TSM.

Having a go-to hookup in every fraternity you frequent. TSM.