Making your boyfriend carry you across a field so you don’t ruin your shoes. TSM.

Automatically grabbing a Diet Coke after sex. TSM.

Winning the “Who can open a bottle of wine the fastest?” contest. TSM.

Your hookup offering to pay the fines you’ll get if you miss chapter as a means to convince you not to leave. TSM.

Feeling satisfied when you see your name on your crush’s Snapchat favorites list. TSM.

Her bio says “Princess,” but her face says “Troll.” TSM.

The “Well, it was good catching up with you” goodbye you give him after hooking up over break. TSM.

Inventing the perfect boyfriend when an old high school flame asks if you’re seeing anyone. TSM.

Nothing tastes as good as a skinny mocha feels. TSM.

Wishing it were mandatory for guys to put their letters in their profiles. TSM.

The bartender pretending not to notice how bad your fake is. TSM.

I don’t drink vodka. It tastes like bad decisions. TSM.

Impressing men one whiskey at a time. TSM.

Your sorority trending on Twitter. TSM.

Being the shy girl from grade school who literally turns heads now. TSM.

Red lipstick being your “secret weapon.” TSM.

America, bows, and beer always being in your recently used emoji. TSM.

Naturally gravitating towards elevated surfaces. TSM.

Your “I’m just running out for a second” outfit costing more than most people’s most formal dress. TSM.

Bribing yourself with Starbucks to get out of bed in the morning. TSM.