“Can you not?” TSM.

Getting your mom to do the skinny arm in family pictures. TSM.

Sending emails with misleading subject lines, so the girls will actually read them. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like a mother showing pictures of her new baby. TSM.

Do I want to dress like Serena or Blair today? TSM.

Automatically getting into order, oldest to youngest, when taking a family picture. TSM.

Choosing your formal date based on which fraternity formal you’d like to go to the most. TSM.

“Wait…Blow as in cocaine, or blow as in job?” TSM.

Being known as “the party house.” TSM.

Planning a drinking competition with your family for Thanksgiving break. TSM.

The old standards chair being the first person called to the new standards board. TSM.

Spending your class time on Pinterest, planning your wedding to the guy actually paying attention. TSM.

If your bathroom counter isn’t covered in hairspray before you leave the house, you need to take another look at your hair. TSM.

Wanting to be a stay-at-home wife, but getting mad when someone suggests you’re not independent. TSM.

Pregaming a hookup. TSM.

GDIs getting mad that your school’s crush and confession page is all about Greeks. TSM.

Accepting compliments for outfits comprised entirely from your sisters’ wardrobes. TSM.

Pregaming the candle pass, because you know it’s not yours. TSM.

Breaking in your new heels at chapter. TSM.

Determining how much a guy likes you based on the quality of the shack clothes he gives you. TSM.