The rest of the world is simply not like us. TSM.

Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.

When one dress passes through your whole family line. TSM.

Bringing more bathing suits than actual days you’re on vacation. TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.

Using Malibu as a chaser. TSM.

“They’re so pretty it’s intimidating” being the only negative stereotype about your sorority. TSM.

Sleeping over, but just because his house is closer to campus. TSM.

“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

Closing your bar tab from last night on the way to your standards meeting. TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Been there, done that, got the shack shirt. TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.