“Who do you know here?”
“Everyone.” TSM.

Your sorority sisters being the majority of the dates at a fraternity formal, because you’re their favorite. TSM.

Wine being your favorite drink and shade of lipstick. TSM.

Having a hate-hate relationship with the girl who marks her territory on every single photo her boyfriend uploads. TSM.

High GPA. High tolerance. High maintenance. TSM.

“Here, creep his Instagram.” TSM.

Your TA emailing you his number immediately after final grades go up. TSM.

Remembering their cars better than the guys. TSM.

“I love that dress. I’m borrowing it as soon as you wear it.” TSM.

The status of your bun being an accurate representation of your life. TSM.

“He liked my selfie. Do you think that means I could get it?” TSM.

Changing your hair to look more like the girl on your fake. TSM.

“Accidentally” sending a snap to your ex when you know you look hot. TSM.

Always being drunk at the same time as your sisters, even when you’re miles apart. TSM.

Making a power point of all your semester hookups to show your home friends on break. TSTC.

Showing pictures of your little to your family during the holidays like she’s your child. TSM.

Winter break being crunch time for crafting for spring recruitment. TSM.

Buying a gym membership solely for the tanning beds. TSM.

I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.

Being too busy to make it to the gym three times a week, but never missing a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday at the bar. TSM.