Out-drinking your formal date…at his formal. TSM.

He’s cute but his shoe game sucks. TSM.

Apologizing in advance for the drunken Snapchats you know you will soon be sending. TSM.

When your big has an executive position, you basically do too. TSM.

“At the end of the day… he’s not even top tier.” TSTC.

I have a seat in hell with my monogram on it. TSM.

Leaving something at his house so you have a reason to see him again. TSM.

I love my roommates because they hold themselves to the same standard as I do. Admittedly, it’s MUCH lower than our sorority’s standards, but we like it that way. TSM.

Our house looks like we had a rager last night, but really, it was just seven white girls getting ready. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.

Being the only sorority on campus to throw an annual party that people actually get excited about. TSM.

The Greek Advisor looking directly at your chapter when he discusses how important it is to go to sober events. TSM.

Having better “couple” pics with your best friend than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

You don’t know sleep deprivation until you have big/little the same week as midterms. TSM.

Can I major in crafting? TSM.

“I already unfollowed him on Instagram” being a legitimate excuse not to get back together. TSM.

Forcing your boyfriend to go to all philanthropy events because it’s for a good cause, and also to make your ex jealous. TSM.

Rearranging furniture and wall decor in your house to get the perfect backdrop. TSM.

The school banning glitter on university property after Bid Day. TSTC.

Using him for his bed. TSM.