Decorating the boyfriend’s fratcastle before their sweetheart could get to it. All’s fair in the sweetheart war. TSM.

That feeling of anxiety when you have to pick an extra amazing profile picture because you had to block all of your other pics for Recruitment. TSM.

Monogrammed hunting and fishing gear. TSM.

Picking out alcohol purely based on the prettiness of the bottle and label. TSM.

I don’t remember it, so it obviously didn’t happen. TSM.

It doesn’t matter how you feel, it only matters how you look. TSM.

My future husband is studying somewhere right now, and I’m pinning our future wedding. TSM.

An Addy a day keeps the hunger away. TSM.

I hope you know that everyone is going to judge you if you take that GDI to formal. TSM.

Deleting a status if too few people like it. TSM.

Selling my textbooks back before finals so Daddy won’t know how much I spent on my dress and alcohol for semi-formal. TSM.

And spring break diet starts…NOW. TSM.

How much do you love me? TSM.

Couldn’t find my pearl earrings…couldn’t go to class. TSM.

Designing my thesis presentation’s color scheme to coordinate with my outfit. TSM.

Knowing more about a sister’s relationship than her boyfriend does. TSM.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. TSM.

The signature on my e-mail is obnoxiously long, but I’m like…really important. TSM.

Using the word “casual” to describe the most outrageous things. TSM.

If you don’t take rejection well, you probably aren’t going to like me. TSM.